Thursday, November 09, 2006

News Flash

LAW STUDENT, 20, FOUND FROZEN TO DEATH IN SCHOOL STUDY ROOM

Reported by I-need-to-mug-whenever-I-can.

Law student, Kelly Chan, 20, was found frozen to death at her favourite table in the study room of the new campus for the law faculty in Bukit Timah. She was found with her favourite textbook, Walter Woon on Company Law, on top of her face. It was believed that she was trying to keep warm.

She led a sad life, with no one special in her life even though she was at such a promising age of 20. She desperately wanted to have a more exciting and fulfilling life but was reduced to copying passages word for word from her Walter Woon into her laptop in an attempt to make notes during the last moments of her life.

Chan, above, as she was found in the room.

All her friends were unable to be reached for comments. It was believed that they were all hiding somewhere in Singapore mugging their asses off for the upcoming exams. Chan's dying wish would have been to have an autographed copy of Walter Woon and her family will be grateful for anyone kind soul who would be willing to donate one such copy.

Police have classified this as unnatural death and will be investigating further. However, it is unlikely that anyone else was involve in the death.

Chan's wake will be held at the quadrangle in the new campus of the Law Faculty in Bukit Timah. Her family has requested not to have any wreaths for their dogs will have a ball of a time chewing the flowers.


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i'm turning morbid.

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